Zula and the Brown Bear

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Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Zula Rose. Zula lived with her great grandmother Jeanne and her mom.

And do you want to know what else?

She had a wonderful cousin named Aviva, and an uncle named Ben.

Sometimes, she also hung out with her friend Mike Hale, a very accomplished banjo player and mountain bicyclist.

And do you want to know what happened next?

One day, little Zula Rose was visited by a brown bear!

I know, I know what you're thinking, "a bear? how did a bear get in the house?!" Well, that's just what little Zula Rose was thinking...

Little Zula Rose looked around for her great grandmother Jeanne, her mommy, her cousin Aviva, her uncle Ben, and her friend Mike....but, oh no, they were all gone!

So, guess what she did. She's so smart...she did the only sensible thing a little girl could do when confronted by a brown bear in her house...

She looked him right in the eye and she asked, "Mr. Bear, would you like to be on my baby blog?"

And guess what he said! I can hardly say without laughing!

"Baby blog?" said Mr. Bear, with a confused look, "What's a baby blog?"

Oh no...now I got myself started...a bear who doesn't know blogs!...

It's so ridiculous...I can't stop laughing...I can't stop...

A BEAR WHO DOESN'T KNOW BLOGS!