So, you want to hear a story? I love a good yarn. Have I told you about the time the burglar broke into the house?..

..Well, first I got into my fighter pose. Fists close to face... 

...then I yelled, "Hiyahh!"....you know, to let him know he was dealing with the real thing... 

...then I paused and gave him my killer look. Where's it coming from, buddy...where's it coming from?... 

...then I finished him off with a karate kick! 

I didn't hurt him too bad though...I just stunned him. 

I love that story!